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Jonathan Forsythe

A Collection of Moderately Offensive Commentary

A Tax Form for the Marginally Employed

Special Deductions from the new Schedule BFaS tax form:

That/Which Deduction: Deduct $1 for every grammatical error in a sign or poster that you pointed out to someone else.

and

Delayed Adulthood Penalty: Multiply the number of years since your 25th birthday by the number of roommates you currently have (excluding children but including spouse) and multiply the result by $-10.