A Tax Form for the Marginally Employed
Special Deductions from the new Schedule BFaS tax form:
That/Which Deduction: Deduct $1 for every grammatical error in a sign or poster that you pointed out to someone else.
and
Delayed Adulthood Penalty: Multiply the number of years since your 25th birthday by the number of roommates you currently have (excluding children but including spouse) and multiply the result by $-10.